Dan Bejar talked to Wavelength about higher education:
For the benefit of all those first-year students out there, and based on your educational experience, rank the following in order of priority: attending lectures, coffee, beer, books, boys/girls, rock'n'roll, sleep, staying up late philosophizing, studying your notes.
attending lectures studying your notes rock'n'roll boys/girls staying up late philosophizing books coffee beer sleep
I did these things in the opposite order of how they appear above, so I can say as the voice of experience that it was the wrong order.